Are You Breathing!?

Sometimes,

in the middle of the night,

I wake up to my husband shaking me,

wondering if I am still breathing...

[So far it has happened twice in the past week]

Matt: "Victoria...Victoria...VICTORIA!"

[Said while shaking me]

Me: "Yes, Matthew?"

[Just waking up]

Matt: "I put my hand on your chest and you weren't breathing!"

Me: "I probably was just breathing softly, pal. I'm sleeping."

I am kind of annoyed when he wakes me up.

But the next morning I thank him for making sure I am still alive.